{"title":"Unstable Games","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"unstable-unicorns-nsfw","title":"Unstable Unicorns NSFW Base Game","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eNumber of Players: \u003c\/b\u003e2-8\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePlaying Time: \u003c\/b\u003e30-45 Minutes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eRecommended Ages: \u003c\/b\u003e21+\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWarning: NSFW!!! (Unless your boss appreciates a good deck joke.) If 69% of your conversations involve dirty jokes and inappropriate COMMENTS, you're going to love the new NSFW edition of Unstable Unicorns. The game play is the same as the beloved classic but the unicorns are significantly...Hornier. Are all the cards sexual? F*** neigh! Some are just delightfully disgusting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThis new edition combines all the cards from the\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/boardgamegeek.com\/boardgameexpansion\/240976\/unstable-unicorns-nsfw-pack\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/boardgamegeek.com\/boardgameexpansion\/240976\/unstable-unicorns-nsfw-pack\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eUnstable Unicorns: NSFW Pack\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eyou already know and love with 73 brand-new cards (plus 8 reference cards) to make a complete 135-card game!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unstable Games","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40041725264049,"sku":"810270035264","price":31.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0133\/1940\/5627\/products\/s-l1600_dc7c7021-c587-41bc-b2c3-20f9f6b724b0.jpg?v=1598779129"},{"product_id":"happy-little-dinosaurs-1","title":"Happy Little Dinosaurs","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eNumber of Players: \u003c\/b\u003e2-4\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePlaying Time: \u003c\/b\u003e30-60 Minutes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eRecommended Ages: \u003c\/b\u003e8+\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eLately, it feels like we’re all just dinosaurs trying to avoid the falling meteors. In this game, you’ll try to dodge all of life’s little disasters. You might fall into a pit of hot lava or get ghosted by your dino date, but the dino who survives it all wins the game!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIn\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHappy Little Dinosaurs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, the first person to reach 50 points, or be the last Dinosaur standing, wins the game! During each round, you’ll flip a Disaster card featuring a Natural, Predatory, or Emotional disaster. Each player will play a Point card in hopes of collecting points and avoiding the disaster.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eYou will work to avoid all of life’s little disasters and laugh as they happen to your friends. If you collect 3 Disaster cards of the same type OR 3 different types of Disaster cards, you will be out of the game. Point cards feature weapons, trinkets, and good luck charms that you use to collect points and avoid disasters. Each card has a point value between 0 and 9 that you will use when scoring a round. You can use Instant cards at different points during the game to tip the odds in your favor or save your Dinosaur from certain death.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePlayer boards include your Dinosaur's traits, an Escape Route you use to track your score, and a Disaster Area where you will collect Disaster cards. You'll move your Dinosaur meeple along the Excape Route on your player board to track your score. Will you successfully dodge the disasters or get eaten by a prehistoric whale? 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With cards like Sock Puppet Unicorn, Astronaut Unicorn, and Mermaid Princess Unicorn, the game has a unique unicorn (a uniquecorn, if you will) for everyone!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe gameplay consists of drawing unicorns, magical powers and NEIGH! cards into your hand with the goal of being the first player to have 7 unicorns in your stable. 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Betray your friends. Unicorns are your friends now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eUnstable Unicorns\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eis a strategic card game about everyone’s two favorite things: Destruction and Unicorns!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eLearn how unstable your friendships really are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eYou start with a Baby Unicorn in your Stable. SO CUTE!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBut don't get too attached, because even Baby Unicorns aren't safe in this game! There are over 20 Magical Unicorns to collect, and each has a special power. Build your Unicorn Army as fast as you can, or be destroyed by one of your so-called friends! Seek revenge or protect your stable using your Magic! Sound easy? Not so fast. Someone could have a Neigh Card (Get it? Neigh?) and send the game into MADNESS! The first person to complete their Unicorn Army shall hereafter be known as The Righteous Ruler of All Things Magical... at least until the next game. Good luck.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unstable Games","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42042159268017,"sku":"810270030825","price":36.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0133\/1940\/5627\/products\/513Pcm1sEvL._AC_SL1000.jpg?v=1660158701"}],"url":"https:\/\/pastimesports.ca\/collections\/manufacturer_unstable-games.oembed?constraint=25-50","provider":"Pastime Sports \u0026 Games","version":"1.0","type":"link"}